I'd also like to mention that the titles on the carrot and the lemon sketches were put in when I was in a Bill Bailey kind of mood....


The Happiest Man In The WorldBenjamin Lansley was a sparrow of gargantuan proportions who lived on top of a lamp-post on the Mardyke. Being unemployed, he drew the dole on Tuesdays but occupied himself every other day raiding postboxes and changing the addresses of whatever he found. He hadn't been caught yet. One day, he found a pair of purple winklepickers in his favourite postbox and decided to fly to Tibet to show them to his cousin, Timothy Lansley (frontman of the psychedelic folk metal band Timothy Lansley & The Redneck Bootheels). Unfortunately, his take-off was maliciously interrupted by an angry punk wizard. "Oi!" cried the wizard, who then huThe Happiest Man In The World
~Hannah
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"Wide open road to my future now...
It's looking fuckin' narrow!" - Op. Ivy
It Is Our Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
My (old) band - FUSILADE: [link]
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Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?
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The world, apparently, is a vampire
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No new tale to tell, Eighteen years on my way to hell
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The world, apparently, is a vampire
I like the lemon. But I hate lemons.
Philosophic moment...
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The world, apparently, is a vampire
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"I'm The Greatest Man That Ever Lived,
I Was Born,To Give and Give and Give"
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